you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
