Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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