new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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