my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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