Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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