Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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