Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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