Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
