Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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