You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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