You can't motorboat a personality
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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