So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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