We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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