sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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