my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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