just come out here and I will go home with you...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
jump out the window naked night went bad
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