Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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