so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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