She said her name was "party"
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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