when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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