I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Found your dick twin last night
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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