i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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