As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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