D3 body, D1 cock
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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