She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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