Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Randomize
