Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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