Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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