I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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