u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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