My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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