new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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