I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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