can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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