And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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