So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
