we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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