That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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