Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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