He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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