she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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