Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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