So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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