i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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