i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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