After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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