How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
where are you?
Hypothermia
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
