i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
