I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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