So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Small penises have feelings too.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Randomize
