i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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