the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
